I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I*** M*****, this is your dignity texting you. I ditched you when you started hitting on bros and old sailor men last night. My friend Sarah has pictures to prove it.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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