I'm going to jail i love you
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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