I molested 6 butterflies tonight
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
high people should be assigned attendants
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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