She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
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