haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
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