10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
And then my night got REAL pukey
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
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