i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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