no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
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