y did u give ur computer a hand job?
just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
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