I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
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