Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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