glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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