and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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