i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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