Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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