my sisters under your porch take her home
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
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