Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
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