Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
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