The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
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