so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
zippers are such a cool invention
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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