Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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