girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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