im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
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