I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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