do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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