Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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