That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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