Duck Duck Cougar?
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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