i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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