I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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