This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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