I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
I can feel your judgement through the phone
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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