thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
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