god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
My breasts were aching with rage.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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