if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
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