Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
And then he peed in my hair
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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