i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
Randomize
