Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
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