Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
No subtext here. People are naked.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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