apparently the secret to your success is patron
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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