ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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