This dress was meant to end up on your floor
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I just want to make out with him forever
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
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