he shaved USA in his pubs
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
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