OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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