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(919): View more from North Carolina

i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"

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(443): View more from Maryland

She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly

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(973): View more from New Jersey

My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.

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(949): View more from California

We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.

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(706): View more from Georgia

Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....

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(810): View more from Michigan

woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.

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(816): View more from Missouri

i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.

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(810): View more from Michigan

Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss

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(770): View more from Georgia

Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star

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