if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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