I cockslap morals
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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