Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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