we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
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