Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
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