Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
She made me pour olive oil on her.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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