I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
Randomize
