Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
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