How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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