# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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