Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I'm gonna write a song for the kids called "you're systematically killing your mother". In it I will explain that my recent hypertension and increase in smoking is due to them being dicks
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
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