there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
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