Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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