Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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