that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
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