whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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